'Have fun making 180 extra large pizzas': Pizza employee processes prank call orders to get back at boss

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    Food - 'I know we've been getting more prank calls than usual, but please don't... just hang up on them. Take the calls as seriously as possible.'
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    Font - Treat all prank calls as though they're serious? Sure, have fun making 180 extra large pizzas MOC I work in a major pizza delivery chain that has so far been unsuccessful in out-pizzaing the hut. Our store is in a college town, and everyone is bored as h right now for obvious reasons. So we've gone from maybe one prank call a day to at least 3-5. Which isn't much but still really annoying with how much more business we've been getting, again for obvious reasons.
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    Font - The worst part is how uncreative and low effort most of them are. At least 80% of them are "Can I get a boneless pizza", or "is this the Kristy Krab", with the occasional insert GTA fast food order copypasta here. This had been going on way to long so I took up the habit of just hanging up whenever someone starts saying some stupid s. The boss wasn't too happy about this but didn't care enough to say anything until an incident where I hung up on someone who wanted that boneless pizza and
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    Font - So I get a stern talking-to from boss man and he sends a message to the company's group chat app saying: "I know we've been getting more prank calls than usual, but please don't follow in certain people's footsteps and just hang up on them. Take the calls as seriously as possible. If they order something we can't make, calmly explain it to them and offer them something we do actually sell. We want to try to make money off of them even if they're acting dumb"
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    Font - So the very next call is where the fun starts. "Thank you for calling, what can I get you" "I'm sooo000 hungry, can I get an extra-extra- extra-extra large pizza with tripple every topping" "I'm sorry ma'am, we can only go up to one extra and double each topping" "Hmmmm ok then. Can I get twenty XL's of each meat y'all have. So like 20 pepperoni, 20 sausage, etcetera" These people are obviously high as hand giggling in the background the whole time "Sure, give me a sec to ring it all up..
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    Font - So I place the order, and not 30 seconds later I hear "What the actual f" from the boss and he runs to the computer. "How are they paying for this?" He asks me. "they said with a check, we do still take checks for orders over $200 right?". "They can't have been serious, was this a prank call" "Not sure boss, you said take all calls seriously" He just grumbles and picks up the phone and calls the customer, and all I hear is super loud laughter as he hangs up.
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    Font - Meanwhile, other employees have started actually making the ridiculous order not noticing anything weird about it. So by the time the boss finishes the call and cancels the order on the computer, there are already five XL pepperoni pizzas in the oven. So we got free dinner for everyone working that night as well as another message in the group chat app simply saying "in regards to my last message, please just use good judgement when taking orders"
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    Font - KingTooshie What a absolute snot, starting a real call with something stupid and then having the audacity to be upset that they were hung up on
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    Font - Pyrostasis As someone whos worked at a major chain, who still takes any form of payment other than credit for orders of more than 5 pizzas? You take payment before you even start big orders.
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    Font - science_with_a_smile When we were hungry and broke, we'd text our friends and ask them to call in an order and never pick it up. It would sit under the lights for awhile first but we'd get free pizza.
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    Human body - D [deleted] Good for you. F management like that.
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    Font - GlitchPro27 I love that you got a free dinner out of the deal 97 Reply Share grumblyoldman +2. Malicious AND delicious!
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    Rectangle - Leeoku To be fair who the h orders a boneless pizza. There's never any bones..
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    Font - Swiggy1957 +4. Surprised there isn't a policy in place for phone orders requiring a credit/debit card. Or a central phone service to handle the calls, as well as online ordering. Without those three things a pizza chain can't even consider out- pizzaing the Hut.
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    Font - walker_strange Shame there isn't a way to know the actual address of those pranksters because seeing their face when you come with the actual pizzas would be AWESOME! XD
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    Font - somedude456 Nice! A friend worked at a deli and he had mentioned if someone doesn't come to pick up an order, they are allowed to eat it. Otherwise they get no food. He had to work open to close on Superbowl sunday. So I (and this was before caller id) called in a 2 foot party sub It's 2 foot but also a legit 6 inches wide, feeds like 10-15 or something, and order it the way I like it. I stop by
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    Font - 10 minutes before close, in an attend to just say hi, and he's all "dude, someone didn't pick up their 8pm order, hang out a bit in the parking lot, we might get this." I chill in my car and he walks out with this massive sub. He's all laughing, "Dude, they never came, this is awesome!" I smile and say "yeah, I ordered it."
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    Font - Electronic_instance. Aw man, I loved getting these from children too dumb to mask the caller ID. I would look up the number and proceed to call their parents on their mobile and tell them what their children were up to.

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